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I’ve always been spontaneous, but not romantically. I wanna have a fling this summer. Wonder how it feels.

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nowaybutyahweh: youaintshitwithoutyourcrew: ohaitheresaaa: meandmysociallyawkwardself: cbucks: w-i-l-d-ocean: charismat1c: socialoutcast123: every-heart-falls-apart: brokenly: toxical: phoal: salma: saturating: does anyone know what kind of dog this is it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking? are you guys blind, its obviously a fish that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits  it’s obviously a damn bird. Wait… I thought it was an alligator.  You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster? literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons. Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?   this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots.  It’s obviously a dragon.  That’s why it has so many notes. Are you guys fucking serious, this is a fucking unicorn. GODDAMIT CAN YOU GUYS GET ANY DUMBER. Stupid. *sigh I’m not even gonna…. CHINCHILLA, GUYS. CHINCHILLA. Aww cute puppy I want one of those wtf guys. how do you not know cthulu when you see one? seriously. open your eyes people.

nowaybutyahweh:

youaintshitwithoutyourcrew:

ohaitheresaaa:

meandmysociallyawkwardself:

cbucks:

w-i-l-d-ocean:

charismat1c:

socialoutcast123:

every-heart-falls-apart:

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

it’s obviously a damn bird.

Wait… I thought it was an alligator. 

You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?

literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.

Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?  

this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains

I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots.  It’s obviously a dragon.  That’s why it has so many notes.

Are you guys fucking serious, this is a fucking unicorn. GODDAMIT CAN YOU GUYS GET ANY DUMBER. Stupid.

*sigh I’m not even gonna….

CHINCHILLA, GUYS. CHINCHILLA.

Aww cute puppy I want one of those

wtf guys. how do you not know cthulu when you see one? seriously. open your eyes people.

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That song that takes you to a certain time in your life.

callme-snorlax:

there’s this one song that I used to listen to a lot when I dated my ex boyfriend. I just heard it again and it made me feel like how I used to feel when I was dating him.
It’s all warm and makes me all nervous and asdfghjkl;
fuck. feeling lonely now. I want that feeling again. the feeling of looking forward to calling someone yours. the feeling of being able to have someone.

And those moments when you hear the song on the radio, and you relive all of the moments in those brief 3 or 4 minutes. No matter good or bad, you savor those moments. Tuning everyone else out, no matter in public or private, and for those few minutes it’s just you and the music.

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lulz-time:

 

Ellen DeGeneres reflects on coming-out episode, 15 years later.

We’ve been with you all the way on this journey and it’s so special seeing you go through all the milestones knowing what you’ve been through.. For me, it’s an absolute honor to stand behind you and say that I’m your fan! And I’m so proud of that! 

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